Best and funniest comment on medium in months.

In fact, you can cure everything in the DSM not even by DOING the ketogenic diet, but by repeating the mantra "keto keto keto" 100,000 times. Just send me 2 million dollars and I've give you the prices technique.

Look folks, there's no doubt that diet can help with psychological problems. But have you noticed how extraordinarily arrogant, narcissistic, and generally neurotic so many keto adherents are?

Forget mental illness, imagine ethics: "you don't have to make any effort to be kind, thoughtful, unselfish, compassionate, caring, responsible, etc. Just eat the right foods.

Sure, and send me ANOTHER 2 million dollars and I'l tell you the right foods:

1. to be spiritually enlightened

2. To qualify for any Olympic competition

3. To win the Nobel prize....

and more!! But be sure to order now - it's a low price but it will be going up soon!!